Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Monday, May 9, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Missing Bookend? Hopefully



"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." 
- Mark Twain


Ten years of effort by both Bush and Obama. Do not discount the previous administration's efforts. The clear lesson here is just how much corruption lies within Pakistan that continually thwarted our efforts this past decade, costing many lives, a lot of money, and helped brew much dissension within this country that was already vulnerable to it.

Oh hey, water boarding? Guantanamo? Those are illegal actions (apparently). Is it right to do something "illegal" if it is for the greater good? Example: going into Pakistan illegally Sunday to put an end to all the things that those other illegal actions were also working towards. The greater good is always lost in the gray. Like two inhumane bombs dropped on an already faltering Japan just so we could keep our boys from having to mount a land invasion and suffer massive losses...(and to show the Soviets what we had). Yes, always gray. And criticism is easy from afar and after the fact.







The new Sims game is really advanced story telling.




And other things to worry about... Zombie bin Laden




By the way, Waldo..your candy ass is next


The last thing Bin Laden saw. 






One Liners from the following hours:

*Stephen Colbert: "I am as giddy as a school girl...........that just shot Bin Laden in the eye!"


*Just spoken by St. Peter, "Sorry, Osama, you're at the wrong gate."


*Trump wants to see the long-form death certificate.


*Don't know what the situation will be like in the coming days, but for tonight, the US 
Terror Alert Level has been raised to "Confetti"---from Twitter


*Final Words of Osama Bin Laden: "I need a house full of Navy SEALS like I need a hole in my head." --David Letterman

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Onion always brings the funny

How to get a guy to notice you while you are having sex







Monday, April 11, 2011

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Study: Family History Of Alcoholism Raises Risk Of One-Man Show



Click here to read all about it... Scour your local scene for a new one man-show opening in a black box theatre close by.

"Dog...I hate you"

The origins of the ninja...revealed!



Friday Friday

Best Friends for six months: Colbert / Fallon

Click to see probably the best version of the song possible.




 

The Beatles? They were huge in the 1960's, British Invasion


The Boll Weevils? They were huge in the 1860's,
Cotton Invasion

Friday, April 1, 2011

Thursday, March 31, 2011

How's the new house, the puppy, and the marriage and what not?

You seem like you are always wound up, always cleaning. Maybe try to make some little changes to your day.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Since Wrestlemania is here in Atlanta in a few days



Always silliness but The Rock will be the host. 
Let's look back at the classic mic skills of The Great One.

Because secretly, you are both in loathe with each other.

 CLICK HERE to read all about no one's pleasure.


He loved her so much, he bought her a car...

Breaking News!
(from the onion)



Click to hear that he bought her a car, may have upped the life insurance policy. 

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

CIA's Facebook Program owns us all


Mark Zuckerburg, "The Overlord"
CIA Agent



We are sheep (not a Farmville reference)


Monday, March 28, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011