Because secretly, you are both in loathe with each other.

 CLICK HERE to read all about no one's pleasure.

He loved her so much, he bought her a car...

Breaking News!
(from the onion)

Click to hear that he bought her a car, may have upped the life insurance policy. 

CIA's Facebook Program owns us all

Mark Zuckerburg, "The Overlord"

CIA Agent

We are sheep (not a Farmville reference)

Patriotic teen fails Spanish

America! Fuck Yeah!