Hey Fundamentalists, there was a dog that survived God's attack on Japan

I happen to like animals more than humans. This is true. 

I like to think this little pup survived the wrath of the Almighty upon the heathen land of the rising sun without having been raised Southern Baptist.

But if so, then he needs to get back on his four feet and back to peeing on copies of the Qur'an...for Terry Jones...and for Jesus.