Saturday, April 2, 2011

"About me"

People have asked about this picture...

No, it is not in fact a turkey leg from the Georgia Renaissance Festival.  Truth be told, I have been working with a faith-based community group here in Atlanta that is helping alleviate the homeless problems. We had a celebratory event recently. That is part of the thigh bone of a drunk hobo that I had disposed of earlier that morning. It was a glorious day. 


And so with that, my dear friend, go with God. 


(the word "hobo" is always comedy gold, btw)

Study: Family History Of Alcoholism Raises Risk Of One-Man Show



Click here to read all about it... Scour your local scene for a new one man-show opening in a black box theatre close by.

"Dog...I hate you"

The origins of the ninja...revealed!



Hey Fundamentalists, there was a dog that survived God's attack on Japan


I happen to like animals more than humans. This is true. 

I like to think this little pup survived the wrath of the Almighty upon the heathen land of the rising sun without having been raised Southern Baptist.





But if so, then he needs to get back on his four feet and back to peeing on copies of the Qur'an...for Terry Jones...and for Jesus. 

Friday Friday

Best Friends for six months: Colbert / Fallon

Click to see probably the best version of the song possible.




 

Edward is no Spike (neither are Bill or Eric for that matter)


 A fitting mock job gets going 30 seconds in...cleverly cut...

Boys have always been crushing on Emma Watson


The Beatles? They were huge in the 1960's, British Invasion


The Boll Weevils? They were huge in the 1860's,
Cotton Invasion

Amazing Mathematics Card Trick








Friday, April 1, 2011

Thursday, March 31, 2011

How's the new house, the puppy, and the marriage and what not?

You seem like you are always wound up, always cleaning. Maybe try to make some little changes to your day.

Wonder Woman may not suck


Warner Bros. Television began production on "Wonder Woman" for NBC. They were filming on Hollywood Boulevard. They made yet another change to the costume so that the legs don't seem to look like a cheap Halloween costume. Adrianne Palicki is Wonder Woman, Elizabeth Hurley will be the evil nemesis in the first episode. 


I don't like be forced to tell the truth, but for Adrianne, I'm so down for the lasso... just sayin'

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Since Wrestlemania is here in Atlanta in a few days



Always silliness but The Rock will be the host. 
Let's look back at the classic mic skills of The Great One.

I like the part where they say "Da da da da da!"



Jacob: WHERE IS MY SOCK?

Esau: I don't know. Did you look around?

Jacob: Of course I looked around. Look at this. MY FOOT IS 
NEKKID!

Esau: Did you really look around?

Jacob: YES I LOOKED AROUND

Esau: Where did you look?

Jacob: Everywhere!

Esau: Everywhere? Which everywhere?

Jacob: That everywhere. And everywhere else.

Esau: Really?......Really??
(credit YouTube's Piccylo)


UPDATE:
Click here  to see a fantastic subtitled version of these twins talking about missing Bronx Zoo cobra.



Because secretly, you are both in loathe with each other.

 CLICK HERE to read all about no one's pleasure.


He loved her so much, he bought her a car...

Breaking News!
(from the onion)



Click to hear that he bought her a car, may have upped the life insurance policy. 

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Monday, March 28, 2011

And my family has always called me Eeyore...

While others called me Christopher Robin. I think my childhood intertwined with these stories a little too much. Good to see my 7 Lettered Diagnosis made the show.




Click to see Psychiatric Disorders Depicted by Winnie the Pooh.

Patriotic teen fails Spanish

America! Fuck Yeah!







"The Confession" hits Hulu today

An original web series on Hulu.com. Check out this hit man making a series of confessions in five minute segments.
  




Click to go to Hulu and watch Kiefer in "The Confession"